Never mind windmills and wooden shoes. We got it. Holland has something brand new for which it will be famous, or at least SHOULD be famous. And she's only 9 years old.

Her name is Amira Willighagen and I have know idea what she's singing. And I have no idea what the shocked and awed judges are saying. I mean, they're speaking Dutch, for crying out loud. But it does not matter.

Amira Willighagen is NINE FREAKIN' YEARS OLD and making like the New York Metropolitan Opera Company's longest-tenured star. And, what's more, she TAUGHT HERSELF to sing.

What an extraordinarily gifted little girl. And what an understatement THAT and any like it will be.