He's called "The Philosopher," and according to YouTube, he has more than 1.7 million "followers." Well, that's how many have seen the video, but if he's philosophizing, then I call them followers.

He puts my 9-year-old self to shame. My backyard activities included lawn darts (long before they were banned), drinking out of the hose, and using a hand trowel to dig roads and highways into the lawn.

I don't recall "the meaning of life and the universe" ever entering the conversation. Heck, I don't remember conversation.

So, have some tea, light some candles, and listen to The Philosopher: