Brett Can’t Read – Following Directions is Tough

Chad and Jaclyn borrowed some bicycles for the Moonlight Ride this past weekend.  We decorated them with lights and little glow sticks and had a blast!  But afterward when the bikes were back at the station, there was a sign put on them...  I can't do signs.

Honestly if the bikes were sitting there with no sign on them then I wouldn't have even thought of touching them or even acknowledged that they were sitting there.  But I walked by and there was a sign on each of the seats clearing stating "Do Not Touch."  This obviously means touch it right?