Remember the "Mad Pooper" that struck Soak-n Wet Car Wash in Owensboro a few months ago? He now has a friend who also has a problem with finding a bathroom. 

They are calling him "WetShoeMan" and here he is, springing a leak.

I realize taking a number 2 is worse. I also realize guys have an advantage in the number 1 area. Still, there's no excuse for this. And just what exactly is he doing with his right hand? I don't wanna know.

Bottom line is, guys, if you need to relieve yourself, find a grassy area, do it outside on your own property, or here's a crazy idea, find a toilet or urinal!