Ugh! It keeps happening. I have shared this with you all before, but it keeps happening to me and it's so freaking WEIRD! Apparently I have inherited some weird and random syndrome from my grandmother. One of my ears randomly turns bright, burning red and it feels like someone doused it with Miranda Lambert's kerosene and set it on fire. And when I say it turns "red", I mean it turns baboon-butt red. So, what is this bizarre affliction? How is it that my right ear can suddenly look and feel like a solar flare and my left ear looks perfectly normal? I did a little research into Red Ear Syndrome. And, yes! It's real.