I do. I admit it. And, no! I am not talking about my well-documented fear of clowns, cottage cheese and mustard. Those fears are legitimate, gosh darn it, and there's nothing bizarre or irrational about them. But I do have some really random fears that make absolutely no sense at all and they're so severe that they actually curb my behavior. Okay! I know you're curious to find out what they are and just how jacked up a human I am. So, here we go!