You know the rules at work, right? If you have a unisex bathroom, leave the toilet seat up. If there’s less than inch of coffee at the bottom of the pot, empty it before it burns and smells like brimstone. Same with popcorn—monitor, monitor, monitor, or it will stink. And above all, LOCK THE DOORS! There are many more, but for the sake of social sanctity on the job, let’s not break these. There are some, however, that you can! Let’s investigate.