Remember that great line from "Jaws?" "We're gonna need a bigger boat?" Well, if faced with the giant hogweed that's creeping across the American Northeast, you might say, "We're gonna need a bigger weed killer." Seriously, I don't think anything would make Mary Mary any more contrary than if this thing popped up in her garden. I can see the interview now, "So Mary Mary, how DOES your garden grow?" Mary Mary: "Well, it's not! I've got a giant hogweed and the sap is toxic. Leave me alone."