Weird News

I wish I was kidding. But, then again, there are now Pakistani children who are in loving homes. Regardless, in the category of "Best Country in Which to Live on This Planet," the good ol' U.S. of A. still wins, hands down.

I hope David Letterman knows about these guys, because when I first discovered theslowmoguys on YouTube, I was reminded of how Letterman always used to like to see what certain things looked like under certain conditions.

His name is Chris Reynolds and he lives in Delaware County, Pennsylvania and, like many in the digital age--myself included--he does a lot of online shopping.

I watch a lot of crime dramas. Always have. It's a favorite genre of mine. That new Showtime series, Ray Donovan? Good stuff, so far. But, they ARE dramas.

A friend of mine on Facebook said, "If this isn't cool, I don't know what is." He's right.

Oh, crap! I forgot to steal bread and milk! Sure, I've run back to the store after getting home and realizing I'd forgotten something, but this is ridiculous!

Now, this sounds like something out of a terrible ‘80s movie.

To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy, some people would ask 'Why put sloppy joe meat into a deep-fried, glazed donut shell?' but Charlie Boghosian asks 'Why not?'

Uh, excuse me. But I have been living in the dark. I had no idea there were POISONOUS snails. I had no idea there GIANT snails. Consequently, I had no idea there GIANT POISONOUS SNAILS!!!!

It was a night like any other. I went to YouTube to do my usual perusal of the latest videos. The first thing I see is, "Wait for it..."

Some Kentucky students are drunk with anticipation about the prospect of making their own moonshine. Sure, it has been sometime since hardcore drinkers were forced to resort to toilet booze as a means for combating those extremely dry days of the prohibition period, but that isn’t stopping a few select students from revisiting their white lighting heritage at the Moonshine University in Louisville

Does anyone know if it's safe to put a Band-Aid directly on your eyeballs?  I need to.  Immediately!  I was thumbing through my TMZ app on my phone this afternoon and saw a headline about Patricia Krentcil, a.k.a. Tan Mom.  Well, brace yourselves, she has released a new single called "It's Tan Mom."  Okay, who even knew she was trying to be a singer?  And I stress the word "trying!&