A couple of weeks ago, I happened to catch the makers of the Squatty Potty on ABC's show Shark Tank.  And I was absolutely fascinated by the idea that, instead of sitting to use the restroom, humans really are designed to "pop a squat".  And the Squatty Potty is designed to help us do just that.  It helps us do the "doo".  So, I just had to have one.  Say goodbye to grunting like Maria Sharapova playing tennis.  Say goodbye to popping a vein like you're in the movie Scanners!  Say goodbye to moaning and groaning like you're being forced to listen to Sarah Palin.  Say "hello" to the Squatty Potty and my instructional in-home demonstration! 

In case you were not aware or never covered this in biology or your world civ class . . .

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Overtaken, consumed by the urge to start popping a proper squat, I ordered my very own Squatty Potty and I just received it in the mail.  YES!!  Here it is . . .

 

Now, just in case you aren't convinced.  Just in case you weren't immediately moved (pardon the pun) by my testimonial and in-home Amway demonstration, here's the science behind the Squatty Potty.

See!  We're not making this stuff up!  The Squatty Potty works.  And if you don't believe me, I'll let you try it out if you're ever at my house (though I think it's really rude to drop a deuce at someone else's home . . . especially if you're just there for a brief visit).  Nothing ruins a dinner party or social gathering like someone launching a mushroom cloud above the guest bathroom.

If you'd like to order your very own Squatty Potty (so you don't have to come to my house and try out mine), you can CLICK HERE or call 1-855-628-1099.  Squatty Potty's are available in Ecco (what I have), Slim, Bamboo and portable/inflatable varieties.

And, for just $15 more, you can get this fabulous t-shirt . . .

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And, for the record, I pooped today.  Thank you, Squatty Potty!

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