Victim: Rhea Collignon Cooper.  Perpetrator: Chadwick Jerame Benefield. Let this photo essay serve as a cautionary tale.  This is what happens if you send a text message to someone that I am visiting.  I grab the phone and start to bombard you with photos that you never asked for.  That's exactly what happened to my friend Rhea Cooper (pictured in the delightful selfie above) when she sent my friend Craig a message a few days ago.  I happened to be sitting next to him and this is what Rhea got in return!

Say CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Say CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
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That's the first photo I sent.  But I was just getting started.  I decided that the unsuspecting lass needed a picture of me shoving an entire cookie into my mouth.

Chip Ahoy!
Chip Ahoy!
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Hey!  Since we're shoving stuff into our faces, why not up the ante and see how many Kleenex we can shove into our nostrils??

Okay. I didn't realize my nostrils were that accommodating!
Okay. I didn't realize my nostrils were that accommodating!
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And I, of course, had to send Rhea one of my classic faces.  I am nothing if not a chimp.  Behold!  The love child of Charles Darwin!!

Meet Curious George!
Meet Curious George!
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And, finally, I decided to cap off my cell phone photobomb with an instant classic.  Check this baby out!

I am not an animal!!
I am not an animal!!
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Yes.  I wanted Rhea to be able to see up my nostrils and down my throat and I accomplished that with just one endoscopic photo. LOL!

 

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