Dave Spencer Needs Help Slowing Down Heinz Ketchup and Mustard [VIDEO]

During the Pogue Automotive Tent Sale, free hotdogs and cold drinks are available. I mean, free hotdogs, so...SCORE...right? Except, you see, I'm a condiment fan, and I'm having trouble.

I like my hotdogs with ketchup and mustard. Well, relish, too, but...well...don't get me started.

Anyway, Heinz has these great ketchup and mustard bottles that are perfect for picnics. But they are also perfect if you'd like a full cup of ketchup or mustard with one squeeze.

That's my problem. I can't get the ketchup and mustard to come out without drowning the hotdog. And the relish is just ridiculous. One squeeze and you can't even SEE the hotdog.

Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions on how to achieve the PERFECT "light touch" with these seemingly PERFECT condiment dispensers?

Yes, I NEED A LIFE HACK!!!