Just once, okay? Just this one time, I'd like to get a pair of these that actually work. I don't get it. I would think that if they got wet enough, they'd be fine and I wouldn't get all that headache-inducing racket. But I would wrong, it seems.

Here's what I'm talking about:

That is so annoying! So, my Thursday "treat" is very simple. I would like a pair of non-fluttering windshield wipers. If you know that's my "treat" and I call you and you’ve registered HERE, you’ll win tickets to Happy Halloween Weekends at Holiday World! Good luck!