Good morning. Is your body clock still an hour behind? Apparently Jaclyn's Carsyn is having a problem. Jaclyn blogged last night, "It's 11 o'clock and my three year old is screaming!"

If you need some helpful tip to stay alert today, try applying hot pepper juice to sensitive body parts, that's always a sure bet.

Today, if you fall asleep at your desk, just tell your boss you were contemplating four more years of Obama.

Finally, hide all blunt and sharp instruments at work. You don't want to go Nicholson (Jack) on anyone!

Good luck.