How Tad is Spending Friday! [Video]
I always make fun of Dave Spencer anytime he blogs about gout, his colonoscopy or any other ailment that big hypochondriac thinks he has. But today, I am having surgery to repair an inguinal hernia. Now, I am not going to lie. I am a horrible patient. I got this thing a year ago when I flew to Fort Lauderdale for a cruise. Apparently my suitcase weighed about 400 pounds and it caused all my man parts to rupture. LOL! I was trying to live with it, but the pain has gotten out of control and today I am doing something about it. And it goes a little something like this . . .
Yep! This is gonna suck. First of all, there are certain areas and parts of my body where I would like to hang a “No Sharp Objects” sign. And THAT area is one of them. There are also certain “complications” I like to avoid when having medical procedures. Warnings like “You could lose a testicle” or “You may have problems with bowel movements” usually make me run in the complete opposite direction.
But, nevertheless, I am going to be suiting up (or rather down) today and letting complete strangers perform surgery on my crotch. Yay for me!! I hope to be back Monday morning a brand new man. I just hope I’m not THAT brand new.