by Jackie McCarthy

Zombies, the undead, love all things of gore and darkness. They seek to bring the living into their legions. We must be vigilant in foiling their plans!

To avoid these lecherous demons:

  1. Dress in rainbows, sparkles and all things shiny.
  2. If you have a unicorn, ride or bring that winged thang!
  3. Wear daisies, happy flowers, a clown wig or neon pigtails or mohawk and surround yourself with Donna Fargo's "Happiest Girl in the USA."

There's no way to kill the undead so your goal is to drive them away with gaudy displays of pre-teen happiness. So, don your gold lame' and glitter clothing; mount your unicorn and ride that thang with colors flying as you sprinkle moon dust, glitter and gummy bears!  Or, allow them to catch you and develop oozing sores of death!

If you are caught, you are invited to WBKR's Zombie Zumba! It’s 7:0 0pm, Friday, September 26th at The Hines Center in Philpot.  Do you wanna join “The Dancing Dead?”  It’s going to be the most fun exercise class and dance party you’ve ever been a part of!  And you can register now!

Admisison to WBKR’s Zombie Zumba is just $20 per person and that fee includes: your very own zombie make-up kit, an official Zombie Zumba photo for you and your friends, our “Dancing Dead” Zumba class and access to our Zombie Zumba After Party with refreshments, cash bar and more!
Zombie Zumba is proudly presented by Halloween Havoc, your Halloween specialty store located at Towne Square North in Owensboro!

Register Here: Register Now for WBKR’s Zombie Zumba Event [Video]

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