Zombie Zumba: How to Avoid Becoming a Zombie – And What to Do If You Get Bitten
Photo by: rkpphoto, Ivan Bliznetsov
by Jackie McCarthy
Zombies, the undead, love all things of gore and darkness. They seek to bring the living into their legions. We must be vigilant in foiling their plans!
To avoid these lecherous demons:
- Dress in rainbows, sparkles and all things shiny.
- If you have a unicorn, ride or bring that winged thang!
- Wear daisies, happy flowers, a clown wig or neon pigtails or mohawk and surround yourself with Donna Fargo's "Happiest Girl in the USA."
There's no way to kill the undead so your goal is to drive them away with gaudy displays of pre-teen happiness. So, don your gold lame' and glitter clothing; mount your unicorn and ride that thang with colors flying as you sprinkle moon dust, glitter and gummy bears! Or, allow them to catch you and develop oozing sores of death!
If you are caught, you are invited to WBKR's Zombie Zumba! It’s 7:0 0pm, Friday, September 26th at The Hines Center in Philpot. Do you wanna join “The Dancing Dead?” It’s going to be the most fun exercise class and dance party you’ve ever been a part of! And you can register now!
Register Here: Register Now for WBKR’s Zombie Zumba Event [Video]