If Cars Could Talk – This One Would Probably Sound Like Patrick Star

BMW has gone electric in some of their cars, and they look kind of gaudy and silly.  There is one that I like called the i8.  But when it comes to their little FIAT looking thing they just came out with... it's too much. And I think it looks like Patrick from Spongebob. 

Of course, it doesn't look like a star fish, but if this thing could speak, one could only imagine what it would sound like.

We'll start with Patrick and then we'll check out the car.  Below, he is hanging out with Spongebob and Nick Cannon just chillin'.

So that's that.  Now below, we see BMW's new i3 disaster.  I'm sure it's fantastic on fuel, and probably turns a few heads.  People are turning around to say, "What on earth was that?"

Like I said before, it's not about the shape of it - I know it doesn't look like a star, but it looks like it would sound like him if it would talk.  I dare you to talk like Patrick and stare into the strange looking front end of this.