Yeah, I'd like the #4, no cheese, medium fries, with a large unsweetened iced tea. And could you throw in one of those fruit & yogurt parf...  WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Well, it MIGHT have played out that way at the counter. What we DO know, though, is that 20-year-old Shardonnay Hill of Lake Wales, Florida is the proud new mother of baby Joshua, and she gave birth to the child on the floor of a McDonald's restroom.

She was actually on her way to a doctor's appointment with her grandmother when she went into labor three months prior to her due date.

Thank goodness for quick-thinking McDonald's employees who came to the rescue and helped deliver the baby boy who, his grandmother says, will forever be nicknamed "Ronald."

A far better choice, in my opinion, than "Hamburglar," "Grimace," or "Mayor McCheese."