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Moon’s Weird Dog Zoe Answers Age-Old Question, “Why Won’t You Eat Your Own Dog Food?”

This is my sweet dog Zoe. As I have told you before, Zoe has issues. She does some really weird things, like hardly eating her dry dog food at all. She prefers the cats’ dry food, my cereal and chips. The other day, I found she had ripped a napkin to shreds and I assume eaten portions of it.

It’s time for one of our chats…

A Moon Shot – Zoe gets interrogated…

MOON: Well, I see you have found something other than you own food to eat.

A Moon Shot – The aftermath…

ZOE: Yes! I really like your napkins. They have a certain “wooden” quality to them.  Paper napkins are made of wood pulp. If the pulp is new, it is called “virgin” wood pulp; some napkins are made of 100% virgin wood pulp and others are made of a mix of virgin and recycled wood pulp. I really like eco-friendly napkins made from 100% recycled paper.

MOON: I didn’t realize you knew so much about napkins.

ZOE: Oh, there’s a lot about me you don’t know. I enjoy chewing plastic items left on the floor as well  …  mowed grass clippings and so much more. Some of it is a little disgusting, really.

MOON: But, why don’t you eat your food?

ZOE: Oh, you and Mrs. Moon give me that healthy food. None of us like that. I eat it when I can’t wait any longer.  Oooh, I need to go out.

MOON: Well, where you’re going is “Time Out.”

ZOE: Sad face.  ]:P Woof…

A Moon Shot – Zoe going to time out…

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