The last time I was in a casino, it was the one in French Lick. And I was excited when I won $10.40. Excited, I tell you!

You see, I'm no good at gambling, so winning ANY amount of money at a game of chance is a major victory for me.

I'm pretty sure I'd pass out if I won the amount you see below:

Now, when I said "mystery Owensboroan," I meant exactly what French Lick's tweet says. This particular guest is keeping mum about his/her winnings.

I don't blame him/her.

I just hope he/she enjoys it. And congratulations!