NFL Now Mandating Cameras In Home Locker Rooms: Jac’s Watch List [PHOTOS]
As a sports fan, I think of the locker room of any sports organization as a safe-haven. It’s where teams go to feel at home, comfortable to be themselves and where they prepare for games. I also think of it as a place where sweaty men strip down to their skibbies and take showers. (Oh, don’t act like you weren’t thinking the same thing! Ha!)
Last week, the NFL announced it would be mandating video cameras in locker rooms. Seriously?!? Oh my sweet goodness, it’s like an early Christmas gift! (Well, that is as long as it’s not scratch-n-sniff!)
Apparently, NFL executives think this will be a great way to bring fans to the stands to experience this in-stadium footage. Well, I can’t say that I agree with this, but just in case teams actually comply… I’ve composed a lovely list of a few players that I feel should be the main focus of this mandate.
ERIC DECKER (Denver Broncos)
This is mainly for my sister who I’m pretty sure should have a restraining order placed against her by Mr. Decker. But, I can’t argue with her taste. Eric is delicious. And, I’m sure that the female fans in the stadium would loooove to see more of him.
CHRIS LONG (St. Louis Rams)
I have made so many discoveries from Twitter and he is one of my favorites, ha! Those of you having a flashback from his manly jawline have a reason to wonder… he is one of three sons of NFL Hall of Famer Howie Long. Man that family has good jeans. I mean genes, ha!
MILES AUSTIN (DALLAS COWBOYS)
Look at that sweet smile! Imagine what it would look like on that monster screen at Cowboys Stadium?!? If you’re like me, I just pretend that he didn’t date that Kardashian girl.
CLAY MATTHEWS (GREEN BAY PACKERS)
I’m not normally into guys with better hair than me, but Clay is an exception. He’s six feet three inches and 255 pounds of man! I mean, look at those arms! Not to mention he has one of my favorite celebration dances in the league! I’d arrive early at Lambeau to shovel snow to catch some pre-game footage of that one!
TIM TEBOW (NY JETS…WELL, KINDA)
I’ll be honest… I have no clue if Tim Tebow is even still on an NFL team. But, if he is, I hope he gets caught in the rain during training camp like he did last year. Forgive me, but that was heavenly. (See what I did there, ha!)
MATT CASSEL (TOUCHY SUBJECT)
I’m pretty sure that he was traded this offseason, but I can’t remember where he ended up. I do know this, he is hot! Seriously! He even helped save a family last year when their house was on fire! (Cue George Strait’s “Fireman”)
ADRIAN PETERSON (MINNESOTA VIKINGS)
Current NFL Comeback Player of the Year, this man can deal with anything! I’m not sure if I can deal with how cute he is!
JOE FLACCO (BALTIMORE RAVEN, THEY WERE THE RAVENS, BUT NOW HE’S THE ONLY ONE LEFT)
Joe Cool recently became the highest paid quarterback in NFL history. Enough said…
REGGIE BUSH (NEW ORLEANS SAINTS)
Another Kardashian left-over… at least she has good taste!
Trent Dilfer (ESPN?!?)
Ok, ok… I know. He doesn’t even play anymore! He’s a commentator, haha! But, I don’t care. I have a HUGE crush on that beautiful bald man and I don’t care who knows it!
MVP (Most Viewed Player)
AARON RODGERS! (GREEN BAY PACKERS AND QB OF MY HEART)
It’s no secret that I’m lovin me some Aaron Rodgers…From the State Farm commercials to his crazy-out there tweets. It doesn’t hurt that he’s the best QB in the league. I’ll never forget watching the draft in 2005 when he was projected to go #1, but slipped to #24. Watching his face made me so sad. And not just because he had that terrible patch of hair right under his lip. Whew…thank goodness that’s gone! (Guys, that “soul patch” that you so lovingly refer to it, is terrible. Seriously, grab a razor right now and shave that crap off! Sincerely, every woman ever!)
I think Rodgers is probably a pretty cool guy. He is an active philanthropist and music lover. Not to mention that fact that he’s flippin hot!
So, there you have it Commissioner Goodell. If you could please focus on these players, I will go ahead and plan my stadium tour for the 2013 season! Actually, video cameras in the locker room may be the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I only hate it second to the “middle-of-the-game interviews” for coaches.
But, if teams are willing to share this footage with fans… I’ll be right there at LP Field, hoping for a little glimpse of some rear-towel slippage. (Once again, don’t judge… you’re right there with me!)