President Obama has assured us that there is no "Big Brother" listening to our phone calls, reading our e-mails or our text messages. and has stated that it won't happen and that it hasn't happened.

Listening to the Doug Stephan Good Day Show Tuesday morning, he mentioned a list of words, phrases, numbers and abbreviations that the NSA is looking for people to say or type.  This made my mind think and I researched the list, found it quickly and started joking around.  This list is colossal (over 300 entries).

Instead of writing all 300, I've edited out the ones that sound legitimate and recorded some of the funny ones... uh a lot of the funny ones.

Since President Obama assured us that no one is listening, feel free to use those words in your phone calls, e-mails and text messages.