And, no.  I am not kidding.  I thought this was the perfect story for Weirdo Wednesdays, one of the new features Brett and I have on The CB Radio Show.  And I have to admit.  It doesn't get stranger than this.  Did you know there was a new "minty-fresh" alternative to toilet paper?

Well, there is.  It's called One Wipe Charlies, which are offered exclusively to members of the Dollar Shave Club.  According to the makers of the product, they will leave you with a "minty tingle."  And, again . . . I am not kidding.  LOOK!

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Yep!  You read that correctly.  One Wipe Charlies are billed as the "civilized way to wipe" and promise "your bumaroo isn't clean until you feel the minty tingle."

Does anyone else think this is just bizarre?  Did nature really intend for our backsides to smell like peppermint?  Do I really want to be sitting in a public restroom bringing to mind images of a candy cane?

Yes, I know.  It's kinda hilarious to think about.  And, speaking of hilarious, you have to check this out.  It's Dollar Shave Club's promotional video for One Wipe Charlies they posted on YouTube.  Warning!  This video is rated PG-13.  But hilarious nonetheless.

Alright, Guys!  What do you think?  Would YOU use a One Wipe Charlie?

Weirdo Wednesdays, by the way, are proudly sponsored by Bobby Wilson's Home Furnishings at 601 East 9th Street in Owensboro.  I can't wait to hear what Bobby has to say about this.

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