Did you hear about the opossum that broke into a liquor store and got drunk? It really happened in Fort Walton Beach, Florida?. I'm a little miffed this didn't happen in Kentucky. 

The opossum, whom I will name Angie, is recovering and she didn't appear to suffer from a hangover. That's one lucky opossum! What also irks me is that George Jones didn't live long enough to see this happen. When I looked up "possum" for pictures, all that appeared in my search was George Jones, awwww!

Here's more about the opossum who lived it up and stuff:

Is it time to rewrite the "12 Days of Christmas"? "Angie" needs to get a group of girls before she hits the streets again.