The worst thing about being single is having to answer the question, "Why are YOU still single?" While I usually want to answer with a sarcastic Amy Schumer-inspired response, I typically just shrug it off with a laugh and a smile. But, here lately, I think I'm figuring out why I am single. Now, let me say that I have absolutely no bones about being single, it just seems to always be the topic of conversation when you are. So, I made a list of reasons why I feel that I'm still single. Maybe some of my fellow third-wheelers can relate.