The WBKR ‘Elf on the Shelf’ Hijacked Our Airwaves!
So, apparently, one of Santa’s elves (who we have nicknamed Bob Barker) has been assigned to the Townsquare Media offices. Santa needs to keep an eye on us to make sure we are behaving ourselves, apparently! The little elf that he assigned is a pretty naughty one though. Even on his first day here, he got us into big trouble!
Early this morning, Bob Barker took over the airwaves. He hijacked this station and started singing “Jingle Bells” in his little elf voice. So, if you were listening… our apologies…
His five minutes of fame went to his head and little Bobby B had to learn some hard lessons about who he was. The fame went to his head but we were here to bring him back down to earth.
Terrorist of the Airwaves
He got kind of full of himself… Mirror Mirror on the shelf, who’s the cutest little Elf?
I mean, he was makin’ it rain!
He called himself, “The World Champion of DJ Elfing”