Social Media Wars: I’ll See Your Google Plus and Raise You a Facebook Timeline

I can't keep up! Facebook is making changes more often than I blink! I'm still getting used to the new way to post links on my status. And now, in an effort to seemingly cut Google + off at the knees, there's the new Facebook Timeline. Now, unless I'm reading this wrong, the new Timeline feature will list updates in the middle of the page and will go all the way back to the time you were born. Uh, I'm no expert, but not only was there no Facebook when I was born, there was no Internet. We didn't even have microwaves. I guess I'll have to play around with it, be very confused, and get back to you. If you don't hear from me in a couple of days, send in the dogs.