Star Shower: The Bizarre As Seen on TV Laser Light Show [Video]

My usual Sunday morning ritual.  I woke up, played tennis, then plopped down on the couch to eat lunch and watch some Sunday morning television.  And, as usual, I saw something bizarre.  In case you're not aware, Sunday morning television is riddled with paid advertising programs and to say they're cheesy is an understatement of epic proportions.  And, this week, I stumbled across a 30-minute show for Star Shower.  Have you all seen this thing?

Now, here's Chad's confession time.  I think this is about the strangest thing I have ever seen.  And I have horrible fire phobias and all I can think about is how hot, piercing and flammable laser lights could be on the siding of my house.  But, still . . . as bizarre as the Star Shower is . . . and as convinced as I am that it would burn down my entire neighborhood . . . I am oddly fascinated by it and I think I want one. There, I said it.

Do I think I would use it?  Maybe once or twice.   Would I feel like Clark Griswold in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?  Probably.  But is it kinda cool?  Yeah, it's kinda cool and part of me wants to order it just so I see what it looks like in person.

Now, I normally don't decorate the outside of my house for the holidays. I'm a bit of a Scrooge.  Seriously.  Some guy in chains visits me on Christmas Eve every year and Christmas lights just aren't my thing . . . especially if I have to hover upside from my gutters like a bat to hang the things.  But, if I could just take my Star Shower outside, drive a stake in the ground, and plug that bad boy in . . . I could be spreading Christmas cheer pretty darn quick.  And, I might add, for just $39.99 (plus shipping and handling, of course).

What do you think?  Is the Star Shower bizarre?  Cool? Or a combination of both?  And, does anyone wanna go in half and half with me?