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The Toddler and the Tiara: A Cautionary Tale
April 4, 2012 Get the Kaboodle full of makeup and a paint roller for easy application. Grab every can of industrial-strength Aqua Net you can find. Seize the "spray tan" deals so you can look like you've been sunbathing in Panama City Beach since you popped out of the womb. Get those little flippers you put on your teeth to make them look white and straight and purty. And, honey, get the glitter spray!! Mama Jaclyn's done made sweet little Carsyn a beauty queen (Smile, Baby!). And, Uncle Tad is here to share his thoughts about the toddler (cue theme song from Carrie) and her tiara.