http://wbkr.com Mon, 20 May 2013 10:00:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 http://wbkr.com/jaclyns-got-her-bowl-goggles-on/ http://wbkr.com/jaclyns-got-her-bowl-goggles-on/#comments Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:00:00 +0000 Chadwick Benefield http://wbkr.com/?p=7886 In case you haven't figured this out . . . Jaclyn is, for all practical purposes, a dumb blonde.  Of course, she's naturally a brunette, so I suppose it's fair to say she's a dumb brunette who aspires to be a dumb blonde.  Tuesday morning, she went to the restroom at The Grand Ole Opry and was "attacked" by an automatic toilet.  In her words . . . "it had a very aggressive premature automatic flush and it flushed three times before I had my pants off!"  Apparently, the gravitational pull of the toilet bowl was so strong, it yanked Jaclyn's sunglasses off her head and into the bowl.  (Sidebar:  As I am typing this, Jaclyn just walked up and said to me, "You wanna know why I don't wear rompers?"  To which I replied, "Jaclyn, I don't know what rompers are.)  And . . . now we're back to the story.  Picture it.  Nashville.  June 7th, 2011.  Jaclyn's sunglasses are floating in a public toilet.  Check that!  According to the midday genius,  the sunglasses were being sucked and swirled into the depths of the bowl hole.

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