I always make fun of Dave Spencer anytime he blogs about gout, his colonoscopy or any other ailment that big hypochondriac thinks he has. But today, I am having surgery to repair an inguinal hernia. Now, I am not going to lie. I am a horrible patient. I got this thing a year ago when I flew to Fort Lauderdale for a cruise. Apparently my suitcase weighed about 400 pounds and it caused all my man parts to rupture. LOL! I was trying to live with it, but the pain has gotten out of control and today I am doing something about it. And it goes a little something like this . . .