It's Tan Mom

Tan Mom Releases New Song and Music Video [Video]
Does anyone know if it's safe to put a Band-Aid directly on your eyeballs?  I need to.  Immediately!  I was thumbing through my TMZ app on my phone this afternoon and saw a headline about Patricia Krentcil, a.k.a. Tan Mom.  Well, brace yourselves, she has released a new single called "It's Tan …