If you were tuned into Jaclyn's show last week or have been on WBKR.com this week, you know that Carysn (a.k.a The Big Fat Baby) turned two-years-old on Thursday! Because her cousin Tyler has a birthday quite close to hers, Jaclyn had a big party for the both of them on Sunday! And, yes, Uncle Chad was invited. Because I never turn down a potluck, free cake, and the chance to hang out with Jaclyn's crazy-a%$ family, I accepted the invitation and crashed the festivities. In spite of the fact that I was stung by a kamikaze wasp as soon as I got to Jaclyn's, things were going relatively well until I asked to wear Carsyn's princess crown. Then, the party hit a very sour note and little Linda Blair started spitting up pea soup and scaring priests!