Why Can't I Be A Slimeball?

Chadwick Benefield — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:39:22 +0000

I am choking! For real! Entertainment Weekly just reported that the cast of Jersey Shore will make $100,000 per episode in Season 4 of the hit MTV show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, yes, I meant to include that many exclamation marks! Why? Because I am in SHOCK (like I would be if Moon didn't throw back 3 glasses of scotch tonight)! And, given the fact that there about a dozen episodes in each season, that means we are making Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, and those other lunatics MILLIONAIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Cue more exclamation marks, because I now realize that my parents just didn't raise me right!

Must-See TV? Really?

Dave Spencer — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 03:32:42 +0000

According to any given entertainment news program, website, or talk-show host’s monologue, there are quite a few celebrities out there who are clearly so ”important” that they MUST be given time. Well, talk is cheap; TIME’s expensive. However long David Letterman has been on our collective radar, THAT’s how long I’ve been one of his biggest fans. He’s [...]

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Why Can't I Be A Slimeball?

Must-See TV? Really?