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		<title>Dave Spencer Suffers Raccoon Harassment in Smokies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In one of my most recent posts, I alluded to a dislike of raccoons saying, &#8220;That&#8217;s a story for another day.&#8221; Well, today&#8217;s the day. I think it may have all started on Highway 136 in McLean County four years ago. I had just emceed the Miss McLean County pageant and had to buzz Livermore [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In one of my <a href="http://wbkr.com/as-cities-expand-wildlife-proliferates/">most recent posts</a>, I alluded to a dislike of raccoons saying, "That's a story for another day." Well, today's the day. I think it may have all started on Highway 136 in McLean County four years ago. I had just emceed the Miss McLean County pageant and had to buzz Livermore before I came home. On the way, I hit a raccoon. The poor thing was kind of dumb; it saw me and started running but instead of diving off the road, it turned into the road and BAM! Kind of gruesome, I know, but not to worry, raccoon lovers! Paybacks are H-E-double hockey sticks! And I got mine three months later in the Great Smoky Mountains.</p>
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