Wilma The Schnauzer

Wilma: A Tribute to My Beloved Standard Schnauzer
Wilma was not supposed to be my dog.  She wasn't really.  My friends Dawn and John Poyner found her at a yard sale.  Truly.  She was running around some random neighborhood after a week of brutal thunderstorms.  She was wet, scared, muddy and lost.  They knew, because of a coworker, that I had a sch…
Wilma: The Standard Schnauzer Killing Machine [Photos]
My dog Wilma has two basic desires in life.  She wants treats and she wants to rip the flesh and skin off another animal.  Though she is basically a domestic, Wilma is a vicious hunter at heart.  And, honestly, she'd probably be a really good hunter if she wasn't 20 pounds overweight from all the tr…
My Dog Wilma The Schnauzer HATES The Hair Dryer! [Video]
We all have things we hate, right?  I mean, I shake like the New Madrid fault line everytime I see a snake, a clown or cottage cheese.  Dave Spencer trembles uncontrollably when he sees large rabbits.  Moon quakes in his pants at the thought of sobriety.  And Jaclyn gets nervous when she has to be o…