Really? Seriously? Really? Okay, maybe I take some of it back. There ARE far worse things you can do than upsetting your child by convincing him he's accidentally purchased a $50,000 vehicle on eBay.

For example, you can be a teenage girl who slips her parents a mickey and knocks them out so she can avoid a 10pm Internet curfew. WHAT?!?

Why does something like this even occur to someone?