The CB Radio Show: The Baby Pics [Photos]

There's nothing more adorable yet more mortifying that baby pictures!  And Brett and I thought we'd roll some out to kick off our brand new morning show, The CB Radio Show.  So, here goes!  Brett the Thumbsucker and Chad the Drama King!

Now, I was able to do something at age one that I cannot do as an adult.  I could wear a hat!  LOOK!

I would also like to point out that I didn't seem to be enjoying this photo shoot at all.  I was having a mental meltdown in the picture with the football and I'm not sure I was enjoying posing with the baseball bat either.  And I don't get that at all.  I love sports.  But apparently I loved them less in February of 1972 when I was having my photos taken in the pit of hell known as Olan Mills.

And while I was pulling off a miracle and wearing a hat, that was no way on Earth anyone was getting a hat on this noggin!

Brett looks like one of those kids from Alien Nation!  Or better yet!  Remember Simon Bar Sinister from Underdog?  That guy and Baby Wharff have exactly the same forehead. See!

But since we're on the subject of our heads, let's talk about this random fact from our childhoods.  We both had hair.  Lots of it.  Wharff basically grew up looking like Whoopi Goldberg.

Well, okay.  The love child of Whoopi Goldberg and Simon Bar Sinister sitting in a tub full of Mr. Bubble.  But who on the planet can give an explanation for this hot mess . . .

With those golden locks, I am surprised I wasn't running around trying to steal porridge from three unsuspecting bears.  And why I am grabbing myself?  It seems to me that this was a prime learning moment.  Instead of ordering me to "Say Cheese" someone should have said "Not in the picture, Chad!"

Like I said, there is nothing more adorable, yet more embarrassing and mortifying that baby pictures.  So there you go!  We hope you enjoyed.  And we hope you enjoy The CB Radio Show each weekday morning from 6a to 9a on WBKR!