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The Chad Vs. Pizza Challenge

Last week, I had a remote at A PIZZA PALACE on Emory Drive in Owensboro.  The owner of the restaurant, Adam, thought it would be a good idea to have a CHAD vs. PIZZA challenge while I was there.  Now, my friends will tell you that I can flat out throw back some food.  When we go to dinner, I will eat off other people’s plates after I am finished with mine.  Not kidding.  But THIS pizza was no ordinary pizza.  It was a 16-inch PIZZA PIE that weighed over 7 pounds!  It’s cooked like a pie, stuffed with mozarella and provolone cheeses and the toppings you ask for!  Of course, like an idiot, I ordered pepperoni, bacon, ham and ONIONS (Wth???)!!   But my tapeworm and I were ready!  (And, yes, I have a tapeworm, or at least I pretend to so I have an excuse for being able to eat so much!)  Let the “challenge” begin!!!

So, after eating this gigantic PIZZA PIE for an hour, I was starting to feel miserable.  I had the Whitney- Houston sweats and my stomach felt like it was going to explode (like I had eaten a bag of Pop Rocks and chased them with a Dr. Pepper.  LOL!).  But I was determined to make a dent in that pizza pan despite the fact that the pizza was kicking my white behind up and down Emory Drive!  So, what happened?

Yep!  That’s right!  I surrendered.  I called it quits because I was just one more slice away from Sweatin’ to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.  I was just one slice away from the next season of The Biggest Loser.  I was just one slice away from being transported down Frederica Street in the back of a flat-bed truck strapped down like Jack Black in Gulliver’s Travels

And, shortly after surrendering, I had to run outside to do my last commercial break (Yep!  I didn’t hear my cue and had to hoof it like Flo Jo to the WBKR truck).  Running was not the ideal activity after consuming 3 and half pounds of pizza!!!!  I nearly hurled all over our Chevy Canyon.  Two more steps and I would have looked like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.  I guess it’s a good thing A PIZZA PALACE is right next door to Sparkle Bright Car Wash!

But, speaking of A PIZZA PALACE,  you should check out the PIZZA PIE for yourselves!  It’s available in 12-inch, 14-inch and 16-inch varieties and they are all RIDONKULOUS.  In fact, WBKR’s very own Jordan Winders stopped by the day I was taking the challenge to get his own PIE.  He ate just two pieces then waved the white flag!  These things are GINORMOUS!

At A PIZZA PALACE you dine in, or get carry-out or delivery.  The number is 270-240-4983.  Are you ready to take the challenge?

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