Oh, crap! I forgot to steal bread and milk!

Sure, I've run back to the store after getting home and realizing I'd forgotten something, but this is ridiculous!

For starters, I'm talking about stuff I PAID for.

To be honest, I doubt the guy who had allegedly stolen merchandise from the supermarket was returning to get something else. Although, you can't be too sure. It was dumb enough just RETURNING to the scene of the crime, so who knows what this guy was thinking?

And it was dumber still that he did it while the store manager was being interviewed about the robbery by local TV. Normally, subjects don't "flee the interview" if it's with the media.

But this manager had a very good reason. Check it out: