Winning Powerball Ticket Sold in Florida
Suddenly, I hate Florida! In fact, I hate losing. And I really hate losing 600 million dollars. Yes. The winning Powerball numbers have been announced and I think they suck.
The winning numbers for Saturday, May 18th, 2013 . . .
10, 13, 14, 22, 52 Powerball 11
Yippee!! I looked over my tickets and only managed to match two numbers. What did I win? The opportunity to write this blog and complain about it. Oh Happy Day!! Someone spot me for a round off back handspring double back tuck!
But, in fairness, we do have to send out a big congratulations to the lucky person who stumbled into a Florida supermarket looking for an orange, some salt water taffy, directions to Sea World or a coupon for Disney and just happened to buy a Powerball ticket worth a ridiculous amount of money. I just hope, very selfishly I might add, that it was my mother, who’s vacationing there as we speak. Go Mom!! I really hope she stopped to pee at that store and bought a ticket!