Cujo

You don't want another CUJO, right? So you should get your pet a rabies vaccination, right? But are you required to by law?

Get the Kaboodle full of makeup and a paint roller for easy application.  Grab every can of industrial-strength Aqua Net you can find.  Seize the "spray tan" deals so you can look like you've been sunbathing in Panama City Beach since you popped out of the womb.  Get those little flippers you put on your teeth to make them look white and straight and purty.  And, honey, get the glitter s