This would SUCK!  The Australian Open, tennis' first grand slam of the season, is currently underway in Melbourne and Roger Federer's first-round match got a lot of attention for something other than the way Roger played.  During one point, his opponent, Alexander Kudryavtsev, horribly mistimed a backhand and nearly took the head off an unsuspecting ball boy.  WATCH! 

Whew!  That was close, Kid!  In the next match you work, I would definitely wear a helmet, a mouthpiece and maybe even a cup!

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