Why Can’t I Be A Slimeball?
I am choking! For real! Entertainment Weekly just reported that the cast of Jersey Shore will make $100,000 per episode in Season 4 of the hit MTV show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, yes, I meant to include that many exclamation marks! Why? Because I am in SHOCK (like I would be if Moon didn't throw back 3 glasses of scotch tonight)! And, given the fact that there about a dozen episodes
