Erin Received Another Weird Yet Useful Catalog In The Mail [PHOTOS]

A seed and nursery catalog? Yes. Once again, the catalog powers that be have bestowed another oddity on yours truly. I scanned through and I picked out some choice items. As you'll see, I have zero chance at a green thumb or at portraying Mary Mary Quite Contrary.

First, only strawberries get special food? How sophisticated!

Sassy?!? What does that mean? I really would like to know. There used to be a magazine called Sassy, and it was aimed at Generation X (Hi there!) One of us must be behind this.

Not to be outdoen, the "Perfect Pickle Hybrid Cucumber". Dual-use???? I happen to like pickles and cucumbers, but I'll need to reconsider.

No 'Fifty Shades of Grey' for this tree! On the bright side, it's very pretty.

The obvious questions? Can I get them wet? Can I feed them after midnight? Bright light?

See the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' comment.

I dislike grapes, but I like raisins. I know, it doesn't wash. But what a "sassy" name. Where are the jazz hand grapes?

I think I'll give this catalog to my Mom. She does have a green thumb, but she's never really attempted to grow any fruits or vegetables. Oh and I think a Gen X'er modeled for the cover. I could never wear my hemp necklace, it was too scratchy. Oh well.