I Wish I Had This in My Throne Room

When it comes time for your regular constitution, wouldn’t you like to have a seat on the most expensive toilet in the world? No? Just look at this from Kohler. It’s the Numi bidet, priced at $6,400. If you had this in your home, Bette Davis would never have said about it, “What a dump”. You’d be the envy of your friends. I mean you’d be some hot shot!  Look at these features – I’ll roll them out for you:

1.      Music system that plays both mp3’s and FM radio. WBKR’s Beeker Bear would … well, you know.

2.      Warm those buns in a heated seat.

3.      A foot warmer. Oh, you’d loaf in there all day.

4.      An automatic open and close lid.  Shoot, or chute, that sounds great.

5.      And, all operated with a touch screen remote. Of course, if it fell in, you’d be Sure Outta Luck.

I suppose I’ll never have one -- that is unless I win the lottery or win shooting craps somewhere.