Have you ever heard the term "Is this real life?"  I found myself saying this as I read the police reports in the Owensboro Messenger-Inquirer today.  Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo Kids, and HIDE YO TACOS.  You have to see it to believe it.

Steve McFarling/Owensboro Messenger-Inquirer

Hopefully, the police won't leave any taco shell unturned!