I was a good kid. No, really. So I never got a lump of coal from Santa Claus in my stocking. I did always get AT LEAST an orange. Regardless. But never coal.

But over the years, there have been folks I've encountered who've made me wonder if THEY ever got lumps of coal in THEIR stockings, or, at the very least, reasonably figurative facsimiles.

Is there someone YOU know whom you think deserves a lump of coal?

Well, have I got good news for you!

You can now actually send someone a lump of coal.

Obviously, the intent is to send someone the coal as a joke, but if you do it, you're supporting Kentucky.

Yes, we're talking about KENTUCKY coal.

Go to kyforky.com and you can buy a gen-you-wine lump of Kentucky coal for that special person in your life this Christmas.

How perfect would this be for a Secret Santa party?

Check it out and let me know how it went. In fact, someone just came to mind...