I never hand out candy on Halloween. No, it's not because I'm like Moon and sit in the dark not wanting to talk to children. It's because we always go to a friend of Carsyn's and trick-or-treat with a bunch of other kiddos. So, I normally just leave a container of candy on the front porch and call it a day. Of course, I realize that the first kid who finds it probably puts every piece into his lucky little bag, ha!
This year, I thought to leave a semi-threatening note along with the candy. I really left for the parents walking around with their kiddos, thought maybe they'd get a good laugh out of it.
So, here is my message...