Have you all ever seen one of these? It's a night-blooming cereus. Yeah, don't feel bad. I had no idea what the heck that was either until Kevin decided that he would order one and plant it. That was two years ago. I repeat, TWO YEARS AGO! Well, guess what? After 24 months of gestation and carrying this thing to term, the cactus actually gave birth to a bloom. And, I will confess, it was kinda cool. I shot some video!